: 6.5

Hollyoaks - 1995

A soap opera targeted toward the younger set, "Hollyoaks" focuses on a group of students at a local college and their families, all of whom live in or around the nearby borough of Hollyoaks in Chester. The award-winning programme tackles such issues as rape, murder, substance abuse, psychological well being, and infidelity.

The mindnumbingly banal goings on of narcissistic chavs. -

: 7.5

EastEnders - 1985

The everyday lives of working-class inhabitants of Albert Square, a traditional Victorian square of terrace houses surrounding a park in the East End of London's Walford borough.

Endlessly depressing. Middle class actors pretend to be working class while they explore 'issues'. -

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FOX and Friends -

Like watching North Korean TV but without the authenticty and with less gravitas. -

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Hannity - 2008

Sean Hannity interviews guests and provides his own commentary on a number of issues. One of the most famous segments of the show is "The Great Great Great American Panel," which features Hannity and three guests with differing political views. They have a panel type discussion regarding the top news that day.

Chubby blowhard Hannity mouths off. -

: 8.4

Coronation Street - 1960

Coronation Street (colloquially known as Corrie, Corro, or The Street) is an award-winning prime time soap opera set and produced in Manchester created by Tony Warren. It is the longest running and most watched soap opera on British television. It was first broadcast on 9 December 1960, made by Granada Television (now ITV Studios) and broadcast in all regions of ITV almost throughout its existence.

Like Eastenders but with annoying northern accents. -