Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men
  • Started airing: September 2003
  • Episodes: 203 (Avg. 23 per season)
  • Followers: 3496 +31%
  • Popularity rank: #20 ±0
  • CBS Mondays at 9

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Season 9

9x1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Air date September 19th, 2011
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9x2: People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Air date September 26th, 2011
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9x3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Air date October 3rd, 2011
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9x4: Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Air date October 10th, 2011
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9x5: A Giant Cat Holding Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Air date October 17th, 2011
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9x6: The Squat and The Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Air date October 24th, 2011
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9x7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Air date October 31st, 2011
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9x8: Thank You For The Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Air date November 7th, 2011
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9x9: Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Air date November 14th, 2011
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9x10: Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Air date November 21st, 2011
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9x11: A Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Air date December 5th, 2011
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9x12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Air date December 12th, 2011
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9x13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Air date January 2nd, 2012
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9x14: A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Air date January 16th, 2012
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9x15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Air date February 6th, 2012
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9x16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
Air date February 13th, 2012
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9x17: Not In My Mouth
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
Air date February 20th, 2012
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9x18: The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
Air date February 27th, 2012
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9x19: Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
Air date March 19th, 2012
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9x20: Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
Air date April 9th, 2012
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9x21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
Air date April 16th, 2012
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9x22: Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
Air date April 30th, 2012
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9x23: The Straw In My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
Air date May 7th, 2012
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9x24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
Air date May 14th, 2012
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