Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men
  • Started airing: September 2003
  • Episodes: 224 (Avg. 22 per season)
  • Followers: 6605 +2%
  • Popularity rank: #25 ±0
  • CBS Thursdays at 8

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Season 7

7x1: 818-JKLPUZO
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Air date September 21st, 2009
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7x2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
Air date September 28th, 2009
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7x3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
Air date October 5th, 2009
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7x4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
Air date October 12th, 2009
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7x5: For the Sake of the Child
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Air date October 19th, 2009
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7x6: Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
Air date November 2nd, 2009
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7x7: Untainted by Filth
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Air date November 9th, 2009
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7x8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Air date November 16th, 2009
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7x9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
Air date November 23rd, 2009
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7x10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
Air date December 7th, 2009
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7x11: Warning, It's Dirty
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
Air date December 15th, 2009
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7x12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Air date January 11th, 2010
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7x13: Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
Air date January 18th, 2010
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7x14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Air date February 1st, 2010
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7x15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Air date February 8th, 2010
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7x16: Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
Air date March 1st, 2010
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7x17: I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Air date March 8th, 2010
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7x18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Air date March 22nd, 2010
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7x19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Air date April 12th, 2010
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7x20: I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
Air date May 10th, 2010
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7x21: Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
Air date May 17th, 2010
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7x22: This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
Air date May 24th, 2010
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