Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men
  • Started airing: September 2003
  • Episodes: 225 (Avg. 20 per season)
  • Followers: 6737 +1%
  • Popularity rank: #25 ±0
  • CBS Thursdays at 8

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Season 5

5x1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Air date September 24th, 2007
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5x2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Air date October 1st, 2007
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5x3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's... read more »
Air date October 8th, 2007
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5x4: City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Air date October 15th, 2007
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5x5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Air date October 23rd, 2007
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5x6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Air date October 30th, 2007
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5x7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Air date November 5th, 2007
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5x8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Air date November 12th, 2007
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5x9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Air date November 19th, 2007
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5x10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Air date November 26th, 2007
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5x11: Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Air date March 17th, 2008
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5x12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Air date March 24th, 2008
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5x13: The Soil is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Air date March 31st, 2008
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5x14: Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Air date April 14th, 2008
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5x15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Air date April 21st, 2008
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5x16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Air date April 28th, 2008
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5x17: Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Air date May 5th, 2008
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5x18: If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Air date May 12th, 2008
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5x19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
Air date May 19th, 2008
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