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- Seasons: 8
- Episodes: 162 (Avg. 20 per season)
- Followers: 246
Season 8 |
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8x1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud (8x1)Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan's dating his friend Eldridge's mom. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. |
September 21st, 2010 |  (0.0) |
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Season 7 |
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7x1: 818-jklpuzo
818-jklpuzo (7x1)Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved into the house. |
September 22nd, 2009 |   (8.3) |
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7x2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Whipped Unto the Third Generation (7x2)Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea's desire to allow Alan's girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them. |
September 29th, 2009 | (8.1) |
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7x3: Mmm, Fish. Yum
Mmm, Fish. Yum (7x3)Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him. |
October 6th, 2009 | (7.9) |
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7x4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (7x4)Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. |
October 13th, 2009 | (7.8) |
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7x5: For the Sake of the Child
For the Sake of the Child (7x5)Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlor has a learning-to-drive Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore. |
October 20th, 2009 | (6.1) |
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7x6: Give Me Your Thumb
Give Me Your Thumb (7x6)Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges. |
November 3rd, 2009 | (8.4) |
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7x7: Untainted by Filth
Untainted by Filth (7x7)Following setting a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar, only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger. |
November 10th, 2009 | (8.3) |
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7x8: Gord. Fnark. Schmegle.
Gord. Fnark. Schmegle. (7x8)Chelsea's gorgeous roommate from college stays at the house to recover from a breakup, and everyone at the house seems to want a piece of her. |
November 17th, 2009 | (8.3) |
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7x9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (7x9)Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn't been pleasing her sexually as much as he thinks. |
November 24th, 2009 | (8.2) |
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7x10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room
That's Why They Call It Ball Room (7x10)Charlie's broaching the subject of a pre-nup leaves him stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does. |
December 8th, 2009 | (8.2) |
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7x11: Warning, It's Dirty
Warning, It's Dirty (7x11)Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner. |
December 15th, 2009 | (6.6) |
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7x12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (7x12)Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Judith tries to quash Alan and Herb's new friendship. |
January 12th, 2010 | (7.7) |
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7x13: Yay, No Polyps!
Yay, No Polyps! (7x13)Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit. |
January 19th, 2010 | (8.2) |
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7x14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Crude and Uncalled For (1) (7x14)Alan suspects a widowed lawyer, who represented him following his arrest for slugging a guy at a bar who came on to his date, is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie do something about it. |
February 2nd, 2010 | (8.1) |
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7x15: Aye, Aye, Captain (2)
Aye, Aye, Captain (2) (7x15)Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad, and he vows to become the better man he says she deserves. |
February 9th, 2010 | (8.1) |
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7x16: Tinkle Like a Princess
Tinkle Like a Princess (7x16)Crushed over his break-up with Chelsea, Charlie goes missing and comes back to Malibu married. |
March 2nd, 2010 | (8.3) |
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7x17: I Found Your Moustache
I Found Your Moustache (7x17)Charlie and Chelsea's break-up doesn't stop them from sleeping together again. |
March 9th, 2010 | (6.0) |
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7x18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Ixnay on the Oggie Day (7x18)Charlie runs into Chelsea's old friend Gail. Alan learns he's able to bring a new female chiropractic patient to orgasm just by working on her lower back. |
March 23rd, 2010 | (7.4) |
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7x19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (7x19)Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother. Charlie has troubles writing the theme for a new TV show. |
April 13th, 2010 | (7.3) |
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7x20: I Called Him Magoo
I Called Him Magoo (7x20)Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, but her "time of the month" gets in the way. Meanwhile, Charlie hires a prostitute to give him the "girlfriend experience" Chelsea's no longer around to provide: nagging and complaining. |
May 11th, 2010 | (7.7) |
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7x21: Gumby with a Pokey
Gumby with a Pokey (7x21)Charlie, still miserable over his break-up from Chelsea, finds temporary comfort in smoking marijuana with Berta—until it leads to him being tormented by visions of ex-girlfriends. Meanwhile, Alan tries to bond with Jake during a trip of their own to Sacramento to pick up a clock he's inherited. |
May 18th, 2010 | (8.3) |
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7x22: This Is Not Gonna End Well
This Is Not Gonna End Well (7x22)Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension. |
May 25th, 2010 | (8.4) |
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Season 6 |
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6x1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Taterhead Is Our Love Child (6x1)Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him. |
September 23rd, 2008 | (8.3) |
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6x2: Pie Hole, Herb
Pie Hole, Herb (6x2)Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Evelyn arranges a job for Jake. |
September 30th, 2008 | (8.5) |
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6x3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Damn You, Eggs Benedict (6x3)Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer. |
October 7th, 2008 | (8.5) |
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6x4: The Flavin' and the Mavin'
The Flavin' and the Mavin' (6x4)Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist. |
October 14th, 2008 | (8.2) |
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6x5: A Jock Strap in Hell
A Jock Strap in Hell (6x5)Discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, he tries to help her turn her life around. |
October 21st, 2008 | (8.5) |
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6x6: It's Always Nazi Week (1)
It's Always Nazi Week (1) (6x6)When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways. |
November 4th, 2008 | (8.6) |
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6x7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2)
Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2) (6x7)Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town, and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores. |
November 11th, 2008 | (8.6) |
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6x8: Pinocchio's Mouth
Pinocchio's Mouth (6x8)A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over at her place. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble enforcing Judith's grounding of Jake. |
November 18th, 2008 | (8.5) |
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6x9: The Mooch At The Boo
The Mooch At The Boo (6x9)Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes seems to prove a boon to Alan's love life. |
November 25th, 2008 | (8.7) |
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6x10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (6x10)Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. Meanwhile, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether. |
December 9th, 2008 | (8.5) |
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6x11: The Devil's Lube
The Devil's Lube (6x11)Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit. |
December 16th, 2008 | (8.4) |
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6x12: Thank God for Scoliosis
Thank God for Scoliosis (6x12)Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress. |
January 13th, 2009 | (8.7) |
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6x13: I Think You Offended Don
I Think You Offended Don (6x13)Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. |
January 20th, 2009 | (8.6) |
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6x14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (6x14)After a birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother. |
February 3rd, 2009 | (8.5) |
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6x15: I'd Like to Start With the Cat
I'd Like to Start With the Cat (6x15)Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling with Dr. Linda Freeman. |
February 10th, 2009 | (8.6) |
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6x16: She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime (6x16)With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom. |
March 3rd, 2009 | (8.6) |
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6x17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (6x17)Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her. |
March 10th, 2009 | (8.5) |
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6x18: My Son's Enormous Head
My Son's Enormous Head (6x18)Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation. |
March 17th, 2009 | (8.2) |
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6x19: The Two Finger Rule
The Two Finger Rule (6x19)Chelsea's discovery of naked pictures of another woman on Charlie's iPhone leads to his swapping stories of sexual experiences during a drunken night with Alan, Herb, and Jerome. |
March 31st, 2009 | (8.6) |
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6x20: Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau (6x20)Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting. |
April 14th, 2009 | (8.6) |
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6x21: Above Exalted Cyclops
Above Exalted Cyclops (6x21)Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose. |
April 28th, 2009 | (8.7) |
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6x22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (6x22)Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house. |
May 5th, 2009 | (8.4) |
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6x23: Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth (6x23)Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Alan takes up ventriloquy. |
May 12th, 2009 | (8.4) |
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6x24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Baseball Was Better with Steroids (6x24)Mia's return finds Charlie questionning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Alan tries to write a screenplay. The guys rush a laboring Judith to the hospital. |
May 19th, 2009 | (8.8) |
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Season 5 |
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5x1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (5x1)Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he advances to junior high. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble. |
September 25th, 2007 | (8.9) |
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5x2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Media Room Slash Dungeon (5x2)Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning. |
October 2nd, 2007 | (8.9) |
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5x3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (5x3)Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak t |
October 9th, 2007 | (9.0) |
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5x4: City of Great Racks
City of Great Racks (5x4)Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. |
October 16th, 2007 | (9.1) |
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5x5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (5x5)Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old son amused. Meanwhile, Alan becomes a test subject. |
October 23rd, 2007 | (9.2) |
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5x6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Help Daddy Find His Toenail (5x6)Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. |
October 30th, 2007 | (9.0) |
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5x7: The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room (5x7)After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house, Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. |
November 6th, 2007 | (8.8) |
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5x8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (5x8)Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The kids and their parents love him. However, Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan. |
November 13th, 2007 | (9.0) |
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5x9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (5x9)Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter. |
November 20th, 2007 | (9.1) |
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5x10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Kinda Like Necrophilia (5x10)Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school. |
November 27th, 2007 | (9.2) |
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5x11: Meander to Your Dander
Meander to Your Dander (5x11)When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise. |
March 18th, 2008 | (9.0) |
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5x12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (5x12)Rose returns from England, and plays nurse for an ill Charlie. Alan feels Jake pulling away from him. |
March 25th, 2008 | (8.9) |
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5x13: The Soil is Moist
The Soil is Moist (5x13)Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends. |
April 1st, 2008 | (9.1) |
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5x14: Winky-Dink Time
Winky-Dink Time (5x14)Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker. |
April 15th, 2008 | (9.0) |
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5x15: Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) (5x15)Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways. |
April 22nd, 2008 | (9.0) |
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5x16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (5x16)Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister, Courtney. |
April 29th, 2008 | (8.8) |
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5x17: Fish in a Drawer
Fish in a Drawer (5x17)CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house. |
May 6th, 2008 | (9.2) |
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5x18: If My Hole Could Talk
If My Hole Could Talk (5x18)Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan's insistance that Jake complete his <i>Taming of the Shrew</i> book report is hampered by Jake's continually losing the book. |
May 13th, 2008 | (8.8) |
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5x19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
Waiting for the Right Snapper (5x19)When Charlie meets the fiancée of Angie's grown-up son, he realizes it's not for the first time. Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final. |
May 20th, 2008 | (9.1) |
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Season 4 |
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4x1: Working for Caligula
Working for Caligula (4x1) |
September 19th, 2006 | (8.7) |
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4x2: Who's Vod Kanockers?
Who's Vod Kanockers? (4x2) |
September 26th, 2006 | (8.9) |
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4x3: The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress (4x3) |
October 3rd, 2006 | (9.2) |
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4x4: A Pot Smoking Monkey
A Pot Smoking Monkey (4x4) |
October 10th, 2006 | (9.0) |
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4x5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (4x5) |
October 17th, 2006 | (9.1) |
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4x6: Apologies for the Frivolity
Apologies for the Frivolity (4x6) |
October 24th, 2006 | (9.1) |
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4x7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (4x7) |
November 7th, 2006 | (9.2) |
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4x8: Release the Dogs
Release the Dogs (4x8) |
November 14th, 2006 | (9.1) |
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4x9: Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour (4x9) |
November 21st, 2006 | (8.8) |
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4x10: Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Kissing Abraham Lincoln (4x10) |
November 28th, 2006 | (8.9) |
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4x11: Walnuts and Demerol
Walnuts and Demerol (4x11) |
December 12th, 2006 | (9.2) |
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4x12: Castrating Sheep in Montana
Castrating Sheep in Montana (4x12) |
January 9th, 2007 | (8.8) |
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4x13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Don't Worry, Speed Racer (4x13) |
January 23rd, 2007 | (9.0) |
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4x14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (4x14) |
February 6th, 2007 | (9.0) |
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4x15: My Damn Stalker
My Damn Stalker (4x15) |
February 13th, 2007 | (9.1) |
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4x16: Young People Have Phlegm Too
Young People Have Phlegm Too (4x16) |
February 20th, 2007 | (9.0) |
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4x17: I Merely Slept With a Commie
I Merely Slept With a Commie (4x17) |
February 27th, 2007 | (8.7) |
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4x18: It Never Rains in Hooterville
It Never Rains in Hooterville (4x18) |
March 20th, 2007 | (9.0) |
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4x19: Smooth as a Ken Doll
Smooth as a Ken Doll (4x19) |
April 10th, 2007 | (9.2) |
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4x20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (4x20) |
April 17th, 2007 | (9.1) |
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4x21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (4x21) |
April 24th, 2007 | (8.8) |
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4x22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (4x22) |
May 1st, 2007 | (9.0) |
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4x23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (4x23) |
May 8th, 2007 | (9.1) |
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4x24: Prostitutes and Gelato
Prostitutes and Gelato (4x24) |
May 15th, 2007 | (8.9) |
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Season 3 |
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3x1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (3x1) |
September 20th, 2005 | (8.7) |
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3x2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (3x2) |
September 27th, 2005 | (9.1) |
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3x3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (3x3) |
October 4th, 2005 | (8.9) |
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3x4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (3x4) |
October 11th, 2005 | (8.9) |
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3x5: We Called It Mr. Pinky
We Called It Mr. Pinky (3x5) |
October 18th, 2005 | (8.5) |
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3x6: Hi, Mr. Horned One
Hi, Mr. Horned One (3x6) |
October 25th, 2005 | (9.1) |
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3x7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (3x7) |
November 8th, 2005 | (9.0) |
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3x8: That Voodoo That I Do Do
That Voodoo That I Do Do (3x8) |
November 15th, 2005 | (8.9) |
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3x9: Madame and Her Special Friend
Madame and Her Special Friend (3x9) |
November 22nd, 2005 | (8.9) |
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3x10: Something Salted and Twisted
Something Salted and Twisted (3x10) |
November 29th, 2005 | (8.7) |
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3x11: Santa's Village of the Damned
Santa's Village of the Damned (3x11) |
December 20th, 2005 | (9.1) |
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3x12: That Special Tug
That Special Tug (3x12) |
January 10th, 2006 | (9.1) |
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3x13: Humiliation is a Visual Medium
Humiliation is a Visual Medium (3x13) |
January 24th, 2006 | (8.9) |
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3x14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (3x14) |
February 7th, 2006 | (9.2) |
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3x15: My Tongue is Meat
My Tongue is Meat (3x15) |
February 28th, 2006 | (8.9) |
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3x16: Ergo, The Booty Call
Ergo, The Booty Call (3x16) |
March 7th, 2006 | (9.2) |
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3x17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (3x17) |
March 14th, 2006 | (8.7) |
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3x18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler
The Spit-Covered Cobbler (3x18) |
March 21st, 2006 | (9.1) |
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3x19: Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin (3x19) |
April 11th, 2006 | (9.1) |
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3x20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (3x20) |
April 25th, 2006 | (9.3) |
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3x21: And the Plot Moistens
And the Plot Moistens (3x21) |
May 2nd, 2006 | (9.1) |
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3x22: Just Once With Aunt Sophie
Just Once With Aunt Sophie (3x22) |
May 9th, 2006 | (9.2) |
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3x23: Arguments for the Quickie
Arguments for the Quickie (3x23) |
May 16th, 2006 | (8.8) |
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3x24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (3x24) |
May 23rd, 2006 | (9.1) |
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Season 2 |
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2x1: Back Off Mary Poppins
Back Off Mary Poppins (2x1) |
September 21st, 2004 | (8.4) |
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2x2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (2x2) |
September 28th, 2004 | (8.5) |
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2x3: A Bag Full of Jawea
A Bag Full of Jawea (2x3) |
October 5th, 2004 | (8.7) |
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2x4: Go Get Mommy's Bra
Go Get Mommy's Bra (2x4) |
October 12th, 2004 | (8.8) |
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2x5: Bad News from the Clinic
Bad News from the Clinic (2x5) |
October 19th, 2004 | (8.6) |
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2x6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (2x6) |
October 26th, 2004 | (8.6) |
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2x7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (2x7) |
November 9th, 2004 | (8.3) |
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2x8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (2x8) |
November 16th, 2004 | (8.9) |
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2x9: Yes, Monsignor
Yes, Monsignor (2x9) |
November 23rd, 2004 | (8.8) |
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2x10: The Salmon Under My Sweater
The Salmon Under My Sweater (2x10) |
November 30th, 2004 | (8.9) |
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2x11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (2x11) |
December 14th, 2004 | (9.1) |
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2x12: A Lungful of Alan
A Lungful of Alan (2x12) |
January 4th, 2005 | (8.6) |
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2x13: Zejdz z Moich Wlosw [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair]
Zejdz z Moich Wlosw [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair] (2x13) |
January 18th, 2005 | (8.8) |
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2x14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut (2x14) |
February 1st, 2005 | (8.7) |
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2x15: Smell the Umbrella Stand
Smell the Umbrella Stand (2x15) |
February 8th, 2005 | (8.9) |
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2x16: Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? (2x16) |
February 15th, 2005 | (8.9) |
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2x17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! (2x17) |
February 22nd, 2005 | (8.7) |
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2x18: It Was Mame, Mom
It Was Mame, Mom (2x18) |
March 8th, 2005 | (8.9) |
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2x19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise (2x19) |
March 22nd, 2005 | (8.7) |
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2x20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (2x20) |
April 19th, 2005 | (8.5) |
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2x21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (2x21) |
May 3rd, 2005 | (8.5) |
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2x22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (2x22) |
May 10th, 2005 | (8.8) |
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2x23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2x23) |
May 17th, 2005 | (9.3) |
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2x24: Does This Smell Funny to You?
Does This Smell Funny to You? (2x24) |
May 24th, 2005 | (9.2) |
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Season 1 |
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Episode |
Air date |
Score |
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1x2: Pilot
Pilot (1x2) |
September 23rd, 2003 | (8.9) |
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1x3: Big Flappy Bastards
Big Flappy Bastards (1x3) |
September 30th, 2003 | (8.8) |
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1x4: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (1x4) |
October 7th, 2003 | (8.8) |
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1x5: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap (1x5) |
October 14th, 2003 | (9.0) |
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1x6: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump (1x6) |
October 21st, 2003 | (8.7) |
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1x7: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (1x7) |
October 28th, 2003 | (8.6) |
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1x8: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (1x8) |
November 4th, 2003 | (9.2) |
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1x9: Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (1x9) |
November 11th, 2003 | (8.8) |
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1x10: Phase One, Complete
Phase One, Complete (1x10) |
November 18th, 2003 | (8.9) |
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1x11: Merry Thanksgiving
Merry Thanksgiving (1x11) |
November 25th, 2003 | (9.0) |
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1x12: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (1x12) |
December 16th, 2003 | (8.9) |
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1x13: Camel Filters + Pheromones
Camel Filters + Pheromones (1x13) |
January 6th, 2004 | (9.3) |
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1x14: Sara Like Puny Alan
Sara Like Puny Alan (1x14) |
January 13th, 2004 | (8.8) |
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1x15: I Can't Afford Hyenas
I Can't Afford Hyenas (1x15) |
February 3rd, 2004 | (8.7) |
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1x16: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) (1x16) |
February 10th, 2004 | (8.9) |
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1x17: That Was Saliva, Alan (2)
That Was Saliva, Alan (2) (1x17) |
February 17th, 2004 | (8.8) |
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1x18: Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats (1x18) |
February 24th, 2004 | (9.0) |
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1x19: An Old Flame With a New Wick
An Old Flame With a New Wick (1x19) |
March 2nd, 2004 | (9.2) |
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1x20: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (1x20) |
March 23rd, 2004 | (8.9) |
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1x21: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (1x21) |
April 20th, 2004 | (8.6) |
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1x22: No Sniffing, No Wowing
No Sniffing, No Wowing (1x22) |
May 4th, 2004 | (8.8) |
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1x23: My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet (1x23) |
May 11th, 2004 | (8.7) |
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1x24: Just Like Buffalo
Just Like Buffalo (1x24) |
May 18th, 2004 | (9.1) |
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1x25: Can You Feel My Finger?
Can You Feel My Finger? (1x25) |
May 25th, 2004 | (9.0) |
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