Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men
  • Started airing: September 2003
  • Episodes: 194 (Avg. 22 per season)
  • Followers: 2930 +10%
  • Popularity rank: #20 ±0
  • CBS Mondays at 9

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Season 9

9x1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
Air date September 19th, 2011
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9x2: People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
Air date September 26th, 2011
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9x3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
Air date October 3rd, 2011
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9x4: Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
Air date October 10th, 2011
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9x5: A Giant Cat Holding Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
Air date October 17th, 2011
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9x6: The Squat and The Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
Air date October 24th, 2011
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9x7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
Air date October 31st, 2011
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9x8: Thank You For The Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
Air date November 7th, 2011
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9x9: Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
Air date November 14th, 2011
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9x10: Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
Air date November 21st, 2011
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9x11: A Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
Air date December 5th, 2011
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9x12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
Air date December 12th, 2011
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9x13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
Air date January 2nd, 2012
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9x14: A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
Air date January 16th, 2012
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9x15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
Air date February 6th, 2012
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9x16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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Air date February 13th, 2012