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Season 1

1x1: Pilot
When Marty Weaver and his wife, Debbie, move to a gated community with their three children, they discover their neighbors are aliens who had not met humans.
Air date September 26th, 2012
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1x2: Journey to the Center of the Mall
The Weavers take the Bird-Kersees to a mall outside Hidden Hills; Jackie and Debbie question each other's intentions.
Air date October 3rd, 2012
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1x3: Things Just Got Real
Looking for a break from their neighbors, Marty and Debbie make plans with their human friends.
Air date October 10th, 2012
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1x4: Bathroom Etiquette
Marty and Debbie give Dick Butkus anti-bullying advice; Larry and Jackie get tired of the Weavers' parenting tips.
Air date October 17th, 2012
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1x5: Halloween-ween
The Weavers introduce the aliens to Halloween; Amber, Max and Abby reject Marty and Debbie's costume idea.
Air date October 24th, 2012
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1x6: Larry Bird and the Iron Throne
Jackie tries to help Debbie plan Abby's birthday; Larry shadows Lenny at work; Reggie tries to find a gift for Amber.
Air date October 31st, 2012
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1x7: 50 Shades of Green
Debbie and Marty find out more about alien love when the Zabvronian mating season begins; a cute jock asks Amber to a makeout party.
Air date November 7th, 2012
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1x8: Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees
Debbie asks Marty to rescind his parents' invitation to Thanksgiving dinner so they can have Jackie, Larry, Reggie and Dick over instead.
Air date November 14th, 2012
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1x9: Merry Crap-Mas
Marty and Debbie dislike the kids' entitled attitude toward Christmas and decide to return the gifts and use the money for a family vacation; when the Weavers realize the aliens... read more »
Air date December 5th, 2012
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1x10: Juan of the Dead
When the neighborhood gardener dies, forcing Debbie and Marty to explain death to the aliens, Larry Bird decides to solve the problem.
Air date December 12th, 2012
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1x11: The Gingerbread Man
Larry Bird helps Debbie deal with PTA politics and its officious president, Linda (Nora Dunn); Jackie's competitive nature kicks in when she helps Marty coach soccer.
Air date January 9th, 2013
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1x12: Cold War
When the whole Weaver family comes down with a cold, the Bird-Kersees -- especially Larry -- are terrified and confused.
Air date January 16th, 2013
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1x13: Dream Weavers
When the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees chaperone a school dance, Debbie tries to re-create a romantic moment with Marty; Jackie wishes she and Larry had a more interesting story... read more »
Air date January 23rd, 2013
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1x14: The Back Nine
The Weavers and Bird-Kersees are confronted with class and race issues as they compete for membership in an exclusive new country club.
Air date January 30th, 2013
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1x15: Space Invaders
The relationship advice Debbie gives Reggie backfires, making things harder for Jackie and Larry; Amber doesn't want to discuss her boyfriend with Debbie.
Air date February 6th, 2013
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1x16: Mother Clubbers
Debbie and Jackie go to a hip new club in hope of feeling more desirable; Marty and Larry Bird come to Amber for makeovers.
Air date February 13th, 2013
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1x17: Larry Bird Presents an Oscar-Winning Film by Larry Bird
Obsessed with winning an Oscar, Larry and Reggie decide to videotape a spelling bee in which Max and Dick Butkus go head-to-head.
Air date February 20th, 2013
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1x18: Camping
When the Weavers and Bird-Kersees go camping, Marty tries to prove that he is manly like his dad; the families have an encounter with an animal.
Air date February 27th, 2013
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1x19: I Believe I Can Drive
Marty offers to teach the Bird-Kersees how to drive; Amber regrets opting for lessons from a driver's ed teacher when Ms. Porsche (Sandra Bernhard) turns out to be very... read more »
Air date March 6th, 2013
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1x20: Sing Like a Larry Bird
After the Bird-Kersees go see a Broadway show, Larry decides to create a musical of his own; an emergency phone call could expose the Bird-Kersees' true identities.
Air date March 13th, 2013
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1x21: Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems
Debbie is ecstatic when a businesswoman (Bethenny Frankel) offers to help revitalize her purse business; Jackie jumps in to help, but soon she and Debbie realize they are in way... read more »
Air date March 20th, 2013
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1x22: It Has Begun ...
During a trip to Atlantic City, Marty learns that Larry can count cards -- and see through them; Jackie confesses that she has always wanted a human wedding; Dick Butkus... read more »
Air date March 27th, 2013
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