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3x0: Survivor: Countdown to Africa
In this preview to the third season of Survivor, Jeff Probst introduces us to all of the 16 new competitors in Survivor: Africa. Also, previous Survivor competitors give their...
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In this preview to the third season of Survivor, Jeff Probst introduces us to all of the 16 new competitors in Survivor: Africa. Also, previous Survivor competitors give their opinions.
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Air date
October 4th, 2001
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The Bean Scene
Clarence opens a can of beans without permission, and the Boran tribe gets into a big stew over it. Meanwhile at Samburu, Lindsey finds herself -- momentarily...
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The Bean Scene
Clarence opens a can of beans without permission, and the Boran tribe gets into a big stew over it. Meanwhile at Samburu, Lindsey finds herself -- momentarily -- up the creek without a tampon. It's all about the tamponos.
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Air date
October 11th, 2001
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Blood: It Does a Body Good
This week, the tribes drink cow blood for immunity. As if the blood of sacred cow isn't reward enough!
Air date
October 18th, 2001
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Thongs, Schlongs, and Happy Songs
Boran shows off their fine and not-so-fine physiques, their ability to spontaneously produce festive music, and their lack of decent...
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Thongs, Schlongs, and Happy Songs
Boran shows off their fine and not-so-fine physiques, their ability to spontaneously produce festive music, and their lack of decent underwear. Samburu, meanwhile, shows off their complete lack of redeeming qualities. Stick a feather in your ass, and come join in the fun.
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Air date
October 25th, 2001
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3x4: The Young and Untrusted
Cape (Buffalo) Fear
This week, the Boran tribe has a little run-in -- sans the running -- with a cape buffalo. The cape buffalo stares at them really hard, and then they walk...
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Cape (Buffalo) Fear
This week, the Boran tribe has a little run-in -- sans the running -- with a cape buffalo. The cape buffalo stares at them really hard, and then they walk away. At a Samburu Tribal Council, Jeff Probst gets his full-fledged bitch on. Maybe he wants a job as a Mighty Big TV writer?
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Air date
November 1st, 2001
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When a Woman Has a Trouble With Her Butt...
Lindsey gets a tick stuck on her butt this week, and Tom is all too eager to help with its removal. Sure, it's skeevy, but it's...
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When a Woman Has a Trouble With Her Butt...
Lindsey gets a tick stuck on her butt this week, and Tom is all too eager to help with its removal. Sure, it's skeevy, but it's funny too.
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Air date
November 8th, 2001
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3x6: I'd Never Do It To You
Don't Count Your Eggs Before They're Not Laid
Bora-new wrestles with the issue of which to eat first: the chicken or the egg. Clarence can't stop talking about food, which...
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Don't Count Your Eggs Before They're Not Laid
Bora-new wrestles with the issue of which to eat first: the chicken or the egg. Clarence can't stop talking about food, which surely should please his tribemates, who are trying not to think about the subject. At Sambu-two, the whine continues to flow.
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Air date
November 15th, 2001
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3x7: Will There Be a Feast Tonight?
Survivor: The Musical
This week's episode has everything you could ask for from a musical production: singing, dancing, and a reenactment of the crucifixion. And don't forget...
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Survivor: The Musical
This week's episode has everything you could ask for from a musical production: singing, dancing, and a reenactment of the crucifixion. And don't forget the pooping animals!
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Air date
November 22nd, 2001
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The contestants' hidden psychoses are revealed this week after twenty-one days in Africa. Frank plays with deer antlers! Clarence likes to wear makeup! Tom dresses up in women's...
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The contestants' hidden psychoses are revealed this week after twenty-one days in Africa. Frank plays with deer antlers! Clarence likes to wear makeup! Tom dresses up in women's pantyhose! Well, he doesn't. Not in this episode, anyway.
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Air date
November 29th, 2001
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3x9: Smoking Out the Snake
Snake and Rat Redux
Lex hunts for vermin but catches something more catty than ratty, more Kelly than smelly.
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December 6th, 2001
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3x10: Dinner, Movie and a Betrayal
Out in Africa
Two Survivors win a movie date wherein one enjoys Robert Redford and the other enjoys Robert Redford's big guns.
Air date
December 13th, 2001
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To the Victor Go the Spuds
Kimp can't talk through mouthfuls of ice cream sundae, and Ethan settles for a bowl of chocolate syrup in the Survivor auction. And then, in what...
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To the Victor Go the Spuds
Kimp can't talk through mouthfuls of ice cream sundae, and Ethan settles for a bowl of chocolate syrup in the Survivor auction. And then, in what is likely the best reward of all time, mashed potatoes are served!
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Air date
December 20th, 2001
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Heffalumps and Wildebeests
Like Pooh and Piglet -- except nothing like Pooh and Piglet, other than in fatness and smallness -- Two Survivors head off to discover new and...
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Heffalumps and Wildebeests
Like Pooh and Piglet -- except nothing like Pooh and Piglet, other than in fatness and smallness -- Two Survivors head off to discover new and exciting African animals. During their travels they encounter a good meal, a balloon ride, six bottles of Jack Daniels, and a kill. Hurrah!
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Air date
December 27th, 2001
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It Was Just My Machinations Runnin' Away With Me
Teresa gets crafty -- and she gets around -- as she tries to convince the other members of the Boran alliance that Tom was...
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It Was Just My Machinations Runnin' Away With Me
Teresa gets crafty -- and she gets around -- as she tries to convince the other members of the Boran alliance that Tom was playing them.
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Air date
January 3rd, 2002
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3x14: The Final Four: No Regrets
Fallen Comrats
No one calls anyone a rat in the final Tribal Council, but maybe that's because all the rats ended up on the jury.
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January 10th, 2002
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3x15: Survivor: Africa - The Reunion
Reunited and It Feel So...Well, Okay
The S16 are together again before we even had the chance to miss them. But for those of you who've been hanging on patiently all season...
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Reunited and It Feel So...Well, Okay
The S16 are together again before we even had the chance to miss them. But for those of you who've been hanging on patiently all season long...Rudy!
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Air date
January 10th, 2002
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3x16: Survivor: Back From Africa
Crap from Africa - The S16 may be back from Africa, but the clips are still there.
Air date
January 17th, 2002
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