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Season 1

1x1: Pilot
Jay is having trouble keeping up with his new young Colombian wife and her son. Claire is having trouble with her husband Phil, who thinks he can be hip with their kids.... read more »
Air date September 23rd, 2009
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1x2: The Bicycle Thief
As Phil helps his son show Claire he can be trusted, Phil turns out to be the irresponsible one at the sight of a hot neighbor. Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to their Mommy... read more »
Air date September 30th, 2009
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1x3: Come Fly with Me
Phil pushes Jay to go out with him and fly his new model plane. While Manny takes time out to play with Luke, Gloria accompanies Alex in shopping for a dress. Manny has a... read more »
Air date October 7th, 2009
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1x4: The Incident
Claire and Mitchell's mother makes a surprise visit to make amends for what has been termed "the incident" at Jay and Gloria's wedding. Everything comes to a head when... read more »
Air date October 14th, 2009
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1x5: Coal Digger
A family barbecue gets uncomfortable for Gloria and Claire after an incident at school involving Manny and Luke.
Air date October 21st, 2009
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1x6: Run for Your Wife
Phil is happy to have the house to himself on the first day of school, but Claire does not share his enthusiasm.
Air date October 28th, 2009
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1x7: En Garde
The whole family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful in the sport, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood... read more »
Air date November 4th, 2009
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1x8: Great Expectations
With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present: a private performance by one of their favorite musicians, Izzy... read more »
Air date November 18th, 2009
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1x9: Fizbo
Nothing is too big when Phil and Claire decide to throw Luke the biggest and best birthday party a boy could ever want, but when Cameron shows up as Fizbo the Clown, it sets off... read more »
Air date November 25th, 2009
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1x10: Undeck the Halls
The Dunphy kids are in trouble again, but this time Claire and Phil are threatening to take Christmas away. Gloria and Manny want to incorporate some of their Colombian... read more »
Air date December 9th, 2009
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1x11: Up All Night
Gloria does not like Jay's reaction to the arrival of Manny's father; Phil is rushed to the hospital; Mitchell and Cameron try to sleep train Lily.
Air date January 6th, 2010
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1x12: Not in My House
When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's doing, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her. Jay and Gloria disagree over his beloved... read more »
Air date January 13th, 2010
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1x13: Fifteen Percent
Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believe it for a second... except for all the questionable... read more »
Air date January 20th, 2010
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1x14: Moon Landing
Claire is upset to find that her friend Valerie is better than her. In the meantime Mitchell helps Gloria with legal issues and Jay had a hard time in the locker room.
Air date February 3rd, 2010
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1x15: My Funky Valentine
Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little "role play" excursion. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash... read more »
Air date February 10th, 2010
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1x16: Fears
Phil and Luke go into crawlspace under the house, Hayley takes her drivers test, Manny tries to get over his fear of roller coasters and Lily says "Mommy" which upsets... read more »
Air date March 3rd, 2010
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1x17: Truth Be Told
Phil meets an old girlfriend on Facebook. Jay accidentally kills Manny's turtle. Mitchell tells his boss the truth.
Air date March 10th, 2010
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1x18: Starry Night
Jay and Mitchell go on their traditional father-and-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is upset when he finds out that Manny will be joining them. Cameron and... read more »
Air date March 24th, 2010
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1x19: Game Changer
iPad release day falls on Phil's birthday, giving Claire an opportunity to finally score an ideal gift for her technophile husband. Manny and Gloria humor Jay—a sore loser at... read more »
Air date March 31st, 2010
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1x20: Benched
During an intense basketball game, Luke and Manny's coach quits, which leads to Jay and Phil stepping in to help out. Meanwhile, Mitchell helps Cameron find a prospective... read more »
Air date April 14th, 2010
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1x21: Travels with Scout
Claire is caught off guard when Phil's father shows up in an RV with a little four legged friend, and she becomes suspicious that he might be hiding a larger reason for the... read more »
Air date April 28th, 2010
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1x22: Airport 2010
For Jay's birthday, Gloria gives him the best surprise -- a romantic birthday getaway to Hawaii -- the only kicker is she invited the whole entire family to come along. Everyone... read more »
Air date May 5th, 2010
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1x23: Hawaii
Jay's plans to do nothing but relax on vacation are interrupted by an unwelcome reality check. Meanwhile, Phil tries to make the trip romantic for Claire, Mitchell and Cameron... read more »
Air date May 12th, 2010
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1x24: Family Portrait
Claire makes an effort to take a new family portrait, but everybody is too busy to cooperate: Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and share an awkward moment... read more »
Air date May 19th, 2010
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