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Season 5

5x1: Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he... read more »
Air date September 10th, 2006
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5x2: Mother Tucker
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
Air date September 17th, 2006
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5x3: Hell Comes to Quahog
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up... read more »
Air date September 24th, 2006
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5x4: Saving Private Brian
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot... read more »
Air date November 5th, 2006
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5x5: Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is... read more »
Air date November 12th, 2006
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5x6: Prick Up Your Ears
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty,... read more »
Air date November 19th, 2006
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5x7: Chick Cancer
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian... read more »
Air date November 26th, 2006
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5x8: Barely Legal
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up... read more »
Air date December 17th, 2006
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5x9: Road to Rupert
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back... read more »
Air date January 28th, 2007
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5x10: Peter's Two Dads
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up... read more »
Air date February 11th, 2007
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5x11: The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris... read more »
Air date February 18th, 2007
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5x12: Airport '07
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to... read more »
Air date March 4th, 2007
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5x13: Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad... read more »
Air date March 11th, 2007
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5x14: No Meals On Wheels
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a... read more »
Air date March 25th, 2007
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5x15: Boys Do Cry
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced... read more »
Air date April 29th, 2007
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5x16: No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to... read more »
Air date May 6th, 2007
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5x17: It Takes a Village Idiot... and I Married One
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she... read more »
Air date May 13th, 2007
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5x18: Meet the Quagmires
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he... read more »
Air date May 20th, 2007
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